Secret Menu

You will not find these items on the store menu. IFYKYK

• Great Balls of Fire Chili Challenge
  44 ounces of chili beans, 4 ounces of chopped onion, 4 ounces of relish, 2 ounces hot sauce & 9 packs of oyster crackers.
  Eat it all in less than 30 minutes and it’s FREE! and you get a toilet bowl trophy and can of Febreze.
  Fail and you pay $34.95 plus tax and tip.
  
  

• Debbie Dog
  Corndog all the way. We cut it down the middle, remove the stick, and top it with chili, relish and onions.

• Club Malcolme - aka “Redneck Club Sandwich."
  Triple decker with ham, bacon, bologna, lettuce, tomato, and Duke’s mayo.

• Diesel Dog aka Cheesy Western Doggy-Style
  a cheesy western with a hotdog rather than a hamburger patty.

• Skeeter Dog
  any hot dog on toast, instead of bun.

• Funny
  a hot dog bun with all the toppings, but no hot dog.

• $20 Burger
  quadruple cheeseburger, with choice of toppings.

• Sam’s Pie
  Slice of deep fried sweet potato pie.